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[Spoofmaniac]

Discuss.

[R.K. TriggerHappy]

Well, I was always aware that he had this other side to him you know? At first he came on with this strong and manly, seemingly heterosexual side but then you can never take that as a clear indication of someone's sexuality. Things were all good up until the gang bang from PC, RoK and MHA then I started noticing this sensitivity about him and then you could really tell he was submissive, especially in our negotiations with Umbrella where he was just too darn nice... it was like he had this ulterior motive. I just can't tell if he's a top or bottom, he seems to like it both ways, like he doesn't mind taking one for the team.

[Nelchael]

My name is Nelchael and I endorse refuse to post in this topic.

[Spoofmaniac]

Nelchael said:

My name is Nelchael and I endorse refuse to post in this topic.

Paradox for the win.


And R.K.
I always had it in the back of my head that he was gay, like when he showed up to my place in nothing but a leopard print thong, and a 6 pack of coors in his hand, but I always figures it was just his way.

[spirit of fire]

I'm guessing you were not at all worried about how this thread would go down with Nel then?

[Nelchael]

I don't mind as long as PA doesn't post any video evidence. Not that any exists or anything.

[spirit of fire]

okay. you sounded a little sure that there was some...

[Hayate]

Proof please.

[Alaric]

well i did not know that. but perhaps it explains why Nel has this on his front lawn:

[Prince Arutha]

Nelchael said:

I don't mind as long as PA doesn't post any video evidence. Not that any exists or anything.

the video evidence that I have would be so sexy that all of your brains would asplode. So, due to the legal ramifications of this I cannot in good faith post any videos. Just let me tell ya that it's pretty hot.

Also, I thought Nelchael was a girl?

[R.K. TriggerHappy]

Prince Arutha said:

Also, I thought Nelchael was a girl?

Then I'm not even going to ask about your taste in women... well maybe I will... so you're not into breasts then?

[spirit of fire]

i like boobies me Me ME!!!

[Felix II]

All I'll say is, pics or it didn't happen.

[Spoofmaniac]

The pics I have of Nel are too graphic for these boards. Or anyones eyes for that matter...

[Felix II]

Try me, I guarantee that I've seen worse during my travels on the internet.

[Owned-You]

Yes, Nelchael is gay. In order to be a member of NV's government during my reign, members were forced to be homosexual. Therefore, I had no one to compete with for the limited wiminz NV had at the time.

I've always abused my power.

[Nelchael]

Owned-You said:

Yes, Nelchael is gay. In order to be a member of NV's government during my reign, members were forced to be homosexual. Therefore, I had no one to compete with for the limited wiminz NV had at the time.

I've always abused my power.

This is a blatant lie. Owned's policy was entirely self-serving, but it had nothing to do with his supposed desire for wiminz. Owned always had a policy of surrounding himself with "Yes" men, if you know what I mean.

[Owned-You]

I did neglect to mention that I on rather frequent occasions took Nelchael and other younglings to my chambers for instruction...or rather submissive indoctrination to my whims. I was entirely self-serving and abusive, as it was my right to do so.

[Nelchael]

Owned-You said:

I did neglect to mention that I on rather frequent occasions took Nelchael and other younglings to my chambers for instruction...or rather submissive indoctrination to my whims. I was entirely self-serving and abusive, as it was my right to do so.

And they called me gay!

[Owned-You]

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BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.
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j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i’m a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
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j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
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bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it’s just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
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bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last
thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on
my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I’m ready.
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eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I’m gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn
you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
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Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
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Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
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Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
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Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don’t tell anybody
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I’ve got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John’s in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John’s and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I’d like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, “Hello, this is Papa John’s, how may I help you”, then they tell you the
specials, and then you would make your order. So that’s an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm…Yes
DirtyKate:So you’re bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I’m home alone… and I think I’ll take a shower…
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I’ll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I’m almost finished with my shower… Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can’t hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I’m on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you’re at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can’t hear me cause you’re in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the
pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I’m as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I’m all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you’re still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I’m wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the
gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing.
I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables… Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach… Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn’t really turn me on… I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: …
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and
sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I’m outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can’t
see. Bitch.